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Welcome 2 my page!!!
Hi!!! My name is Alex and this is my HOME PAGE on the WORLD WIDE WEB. I like cars, specially ROADSTERS because they have NO ROOF which means more AIR. Here you will find PICTURES of cars (coming soon), my FAVOURITE LINKS (some of them work) and a GUESTBOOK where you can tell me how cool my page is.
This page was made with Notepad and a lot of coffee. If something doesnt work please email me and I will fix it in 1996.
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My Roadster Stats
| Thing | Value |
|---|---|
| Top speed | yes |
| 0-60 | eventually |
| Roof | ERROR: NOT FOUND |
| Cup holders | #VALUE! |
| MPG | NaN |
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